Sven the Mad and Puca-Wench's Journal

1:36am: Apolagies- Sven
Hi everybody. This is Sven here and I gotta get some things off my chest. Don’t worry it won’t take long. Any of ya who read the last thing I wrote about my life being where its at right now maybe noticed I left some things out. I know not really any of ya know me and that’s a good thing cause if ya did I couldn’t write this. Some things are easier to say to strangers then to the people who know and love ya.

I am where I am because I’m a addict. There I said it. Its made me lose everything I had and hurt the people I love the most. I’ll be going into rehab soon to try to get my life back together but I needed to apolagasie to a bunch of people. Might as well do it in public ya know. Here they are: To my Mum for worrying her even tho she really don’t even know what’s going on. To my Dad for not becoming everything he thinks I should I have been. To my brother. Well I don’t think I’ve hurt him yet but I’ll say I’m sorry for being such a pest all these years. To Lawn Gnome and Garden Troll. They been the best mates anybody could ask for and I’m sorry for fucking that up. Some people are lucky to only get one of those kinds of friends but I got lucky and got two. Wish I would have deserved it better.

Ok these two get their own paragraph. To my chicka I’m sorry for letting her down so many times. She’s done nothing but give me unconditional love and support. I could live a million years and never be able to make it up to her. But I’ll try and probly die trying. Last of all there’s little Noah who’s not even on this planet yet but I know I’ve let him down to.

That about does it. I owe lots of little oens but those are the big ones. Stay off drugs cause they aint worth losin it all over. If ya can hug the people ya love please do it because your lucky. Oh and sorry to Puca for using our LJ to do this but it needed saying and sorry to anybody who read it and wasted their time.

Sven

10:49am: Seven Heavenly Virtues Survey
( Seven Heavenly Virtues Survey )

3:54am: ABC
Another random meme from me and Sven........

( ABC meme..... )

10:51pm: 7 Deadly Sins
Sven and I did a quiz thingy together. Ain't we cute?

( 7 Deadly Sins Meme )

1:56pm: Puca Needed One To

puca is a Toast-Eating Zombie Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 4.0 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat puca, enter your name:

1:54pm: Because I love Monkeys-Sven

sven is a Banana-Eating Super Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 7.9 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat sven, enter your name:

2:16am: David Sedaris and Sick Gnomes-Sven
If you aren't a sick lawn gnome feel free to just skip to the link at the bottom if you want a good laugh.....

My poor Lawn Gnome is sick so I'm sending out lots of love and eggs to him. And plenty of David Sedaris. Laughter truly is the best medicine. I love ya dude! Its a great excerpt. Good for any of you who are having a bad day.

( Fucking Hilarious )

11:47pm: Concerning Me- Sven
Random thoughts and info about myself ahead. Don't click if you want something pretty.

( About Me Right Now )

10:40am: Well, just so you know.....Puca
If you guys are quick, you can turn on the TV and see every tax dollar you will ever pay disappear...

Too late.

Now we'll be safe from terrorists. The President said so.

4:46am: Lawn-Gnome - Sven and Puca
Both me and Sven are still feeling the lurve. So much, in fact, we are extending it! Sending the love out to.....The Lawn-Gnome! He was teasing us for the Goo™ expressed here earlier, but we both think he just wanted Goo™ himself.

So...drum roll....

Reasons we love the Lawn-Gnome!

1. He can't admit he loves "Moulin Rouge".
2. He has a secret CD with such songs as "King of the Road".
3. He always falls for the "toothpaste on the toilet-seat" prank.
4. He dances to Nelly's "Air Force Ones" song when he thinks no one is looking.
5. He is scared of spiders.
6. He appreciates the importance of porn.
7. He understands the bit about needing the magazines to be all straightened before sitting down to watch TV.
8. He smiles like he means it.
9. He is hopeless with computers and can mess one up within moments.
10. He can't resist a brownie.
11. He doesn't pretend he really cares. He does.
12. He'd give you the shirt off his back or the laptop off his lap.
13. He lurves antiquing.
14. His sheets are always crisp.
15. The way he describes the ocean.
16. He's the most fair person we know.
17. He can beat Sven at pool.
18. His sense of (or lack of) fashion.
19. He wants a treehouse.
20. He always puts others before himself.
21. He masters nearly anything he tries.
22. Life never beats him down no matter how hard it can get.
23. He has a truly good soul.
24. He knows the value of friendship.
25. All the things he gets embarressed over are often the most amazing bits of him.


We love you Lawn-Gnome! Drown in the Goo™, dammit!